June 2, 2007

Bad Idea #63: Dinner Dates

Why the dinner date is such a bad idea:

It sets the stage of you as her provider
Do it once and you will be expected to do it again
You cannot jump her bones in a restaurant
Eating out is, generally, a waste of your money
You can eat healthier at home
You will over-eat at the restaurant
It lacks so much creativity and portrays you as the average chump
If she doesn’t “put out” later, you blew a wad of cash

Get the idea? Do I really need to go on?

1) Always tell your date that you are eating your (healthy) dinner before going out.
2) Plan the time of your date before or after dinner hours. Later is better.

Better yet, find a woman who will cook for you...


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